Wedding And Marriage SMS

Wedding And Marriage SMS

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

A man, who surrenders when he’s wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he’s right, is a Husband.

If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.